“Some genius is gonna figure it out with very obscure clues at some point.” -@Pixilized Hello again :) (I really don’t want to have to write *another* Clone theory, but it’s just that time of year again…) Here’s the main dilemma: Someone or something is creating clones of other species, and it’s not me this time :o After thinking about it for a while, there are a few axioms worth mentioning that prove to be very helpful in this predicament: [A] The substance that the clones are made of can’t be a physical, tangible material (because Danny and @-8bitsofawesome- is, well… dead (imagine making immaterial entities out of material, made that mistake before ) ), [B] The samples have to be approximations of the sample (through some pretty clever guesses and assumptions in abstraction, then again, what are the odds of having genetically identifiable data literally coursing through your veins?), [C] It is completely plausible that when working with stuff that isn’t actually stuff (referring back to [A] again), you would want it to be as intuitive and practical as possible (the one thing that worse than working on a confusing genome, is working on a messy confusing genome), and finally, [D] The most important one: Notice what the clones are trying to imitate? (@Phantom-Bowtie -> @Phantom_Bowtie, @-7bitsOfSuffering- -> @-8BitsOfAwesome-, @-8LootsOfAwsome- -> @-Loot- and you-know-who, @-RipeGherwit -> @-RipeMangoes- and @Gherwit, -> , -> bruh don’t even) What do they all have in common? They’re all very unique inhuman specimens who just happen to draw pixel art ( counts too because of his nose lol) They are attempts to replicate extraterrestrial specimen, like the Human Genome Project but for aliens :) These tests are getting more and more accurate as we speak! Now the real question is, why would someone want to study on the inhumans? What would they do with a cloning machine? What is their purpose? And Most important of all, what will they do next? So if you don’t have earthly origins and you feel like you’re being watched, beware… But hey, that’s just a theory—a scratch theory! Peace out guys ✌️ (P.S. Whoever’s doing this, hit me up! Send me a sample or two ;)
