"Straight claptrap with a side of gobbledygook" a (satire) endless idleish AAA roguelike Metroidvania RPG. its like stardew valley but its literally nothing like stardew valley and instead youre traveling through the nine rings to fight demonic emus wait didnt that happen in australia or something how is this a metroidvania you may ask? well you wont be able to defeat some enemies unless you get certain abilities anyways pick your upgrades to get stronger and fight as many enemies as you can before you get completely hornswoggled or turn on auto and watch the game play for you but beware that as you grow stronger so do your enemies
THIS GAME IS IN EARLY TESTING! PLEASE TELL ME IF THERE ARE ANY BUGS, expect the real game coming this summer Thumbnail Designed in Photoshop by: ITS ME about 90% of the enemy sprites were made by @IM_Phace (the goat) upgrade images drawn by me kinda inspired by three goblets goated game go play it on cool math games dot com anyways sorry if its all unoptimized stomach acid im not very good at big projects like this its supposed to kinda suck anyways Music from CookieRun: Kingdom (Most) Sound effects from OMORI
