Ooh this is a story about a guy named Al and he lived in a sewer with his Hamster pal, but the sanitation orders really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move! to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story! The very next year he met a dental hygienist with a spatula tattooed on her arm, but he didn't keep in touch, and he lost her number then he got himself a job at a tater tot farm! and he spent his life saving on a split-level cage twenty miles below the surface of the Earth! And he really makes a mighty fine jellybean and pickle sandwich, for what it's worth! Well one day Al was in a forest trying to get a tan when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man, he was caught in a beartrap and Al sent him free and the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a bigshot producer on TV, so he gave Al a contract what do you know? Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shooooooooooooooow!
