haters, insult taylor all you want, but i will always have a better comeback ⚠︎ you can dislike her, i’m not trying to start an argument with people, i’m just saying that if you bully innocent people who have done NOTHING to you purely for being a swiftie then there’s something wrong with you. ⚠︎ 1 . “taylor swift is basic” “you know what’s also basic? WATER. and you still can’t live without it.” 2. “taylor likes cats, so i should stop liking them now.” “she also breathes, you should stop doing that too” 3. “i don’t like Taylor Swift” “then i think you might have covid” “why?” “‘cause one of the symptoms is loss of taste” 4. “why do you like taylor? all she does is dump guys for money and complain in songs.” “why do you breathe? all it does is keep you alive.” 5. (i start this one) “taylor is so pretty, i wish i could be as beautiful as her” “nah, Taylor Swift is ugly.” “really? then i wish i could be as ugly as her.” 6. “taylor swift should write a song called ‘maybe i’m the problem’” “for your information it’s called ‘Back To December’” 7. “ew, you listen to taylor swift?” “ew you dont?” 8. “i cant even count how many boyfriends taylor’s had.” “sweetie… you can’t count to 12?” 9. “taylor swift has no fans.” “what am i then? a potato??” 10. “taylor swift cant sing.” “look her 175th award in the eyes and say that.” 11. “ugh, are you a taylor swift fan?” “it’s pronounced ‘Swiftie’ for your information” 12. “i dont like Taylor Swift” “the exit’s that way” 13. “i hate Taylor Swift” “you know you could’ve just said you had bad music taste” that’s all, ty for reading! (unless of course you’re a hater in which case i hope you stop being horrible to taylor’s fans)
