Happy Day in H*ll

Instructions

Lyrics: Charlie Morningstar: I can do this! Somehow, I know it! I'll get Heaven behind my plans! Vaggie: Charlie, hold on... Charlie: There's just no way I could blow it Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! Vaggie: It's just a meeting. Charlie: To change their minds And touch their hearts Or... whatever angels have! Vaggie: This could be bad... Charlie: Cheer up, Vaggie! This could be swell! Something tells me that today will be a happy day in ****! Vaggie: Okay, but just don't... sing to them. Angel Dust: That ***** is halfway down the street! Vaggie: Is she—? Angel Dust: Oh, she's dancin'! Vaggie: Ugh, no... Charlie: There's a warm, fuzzy feeling That wafts through the air Every street so revealing It's hard not to stare! It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre If you don't mind the smell... It's a happy day in ****! Hi, mister! (Demon: Go **** yourself!) Demon #1: There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul (Charlie: Hello!) Imp: And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole! (Charlie: Ah, excuse me!) Demon #2: Doing what is required, we all have our role Demon #3: I'm not doin' well! Demons: Another ****** day in Hell! Charlie: If I can show them the dream I've dreamed That any soul can change! Vaggie: Those angels' minds are hard to change Charlie: Then they will know everyone can be redeemed From the evil to the strange! Vaggie: They're bloodthirsty and deranged! Charlie: I can hear all their stories The lost and displaced And I know that they're more of an acquired taste But if I open the door and I give them a place At my Hazbin Hotel It'll be a happy day in ****! From the **** studio Where the cinephiles go To watch award-winning demon ******* shows! To the Cannibal Town Where they don't wear a frown 'cause Holy ****! Ew, my gosh! WHY?! And I don't give a crow that His brain's got in my eye! Cause I know I can spare them From Heaven's genocide! I can do this, I just know it! (Sinner #1: There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul) I'll get Heaven behind my plans! There's just no way I could blow it (Sinner : I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole) Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance! To change their minds (Trenchcoat Demon: And touch my parts!) Charlie: Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna... Fulfill my destiny! (Trenchcoat Demon: Your loss, *****!) I can already tell! Today is gonna bе a ****in' happy day in ****!