"You are about to read Classified Documents last updated in the year 1998 created by the Core world Nations of the World... This specific copy of these files is under the possession of the U.S and shall be stored in three locations the "White House", "Mount Rushmore", and the American Area 51 base......." A deadly Warping Wonder... In the Year 1981 The New York Metro area experienced multiple Earth Quakes shaking the City on a large volume scale in July. What was happening was a strange battle between a Non Earth Primate who emerged from the Mushroom world... He is as of recorder current leader of the Intelligent Human like Ape species know as the Kongs. He at the time went by Donkey Kong the I but as of now out of his glory days gos by Cranky Kong. In 1983 His son Donkey Kong Jr. entered the same pipe and appeared under New York, he was bested and peacefully stood down after being beat by the man who bested his Father Jumpman who's name is classified. In 1985 the Sons of Jumpman Mario and his younger Brother Luigi two plumbers were sucked into a Warp Pipe and returned after saving the Mushroom Kingdom. In the year 1990 the Brothers returned but not to stay but to save the Human world as the Turtle known as Bowser the Nasty elder brother of the Koopa King Bowser had begun invading the Human world with his Doomship. The Doomships strange capabilities left the Human world in shock of the destruction and chaos. Bowsers terror reigned for years as he continued to travel through warp pipes around the world causing mischief with King Bowser's children. In October of 1990 Koopa the Nasty began is Koopaling Continents tour... During this "event the entire planet was nearly taken over by Koopas doomship. Though he was sent back to the Mushroom world Koopa had destroyed and brought chaos to the Human world. This attack was the most deavastating of them all... By the year 1995 Koopa was officially defeated as his Doomship was destroyed and he was forced into retreat the remains of the Doomship were seized by the American government and Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom world. In late of the same year the Princess sealed the Warp Pipes with an ancient power and made a large clean up and cover up effort across the Planet most governments removed any and all evidence of the events to the public eye...... By 1998 All records public or private were either hidden or destroyed. And any records recording the pipes before their revalance in the 1980s have been lost or undiscovered as of production of this Classified Document.
