[silly dumb vent] (ignore the fact that this isn't the full title help it was too long-) full title: when you hate someone in your class because he's an actually funny person and you want him not to hate you, but your friend is obsessed with convincing you that he is gay (you do not approve) because of a dumb nickname his friends gave him which apparently is very gay and also because of a bunch of other evidence which you do NOT think actually means he is gay, and this one time when your friend was ranting to you about his gayness you look over your shoulder and he is there and you almost pee your pants because it is obvious on his face that he heard it all, and that means he either thinks you are a terrible person who assumes people are gay or that you are in love with him because you don't think he's gay, which is not accurate because you are a girl and you are gay but he doesn't know that because only your close friends and family know, and you are SO stressed/annoyed by the whole situation because you have severe social anxiety and this guy is like the ONE person you have had an actual, not forced, interaction with this year outside your friendship group this year and you were super proud of yourself for it and now he probably hates you, you have the same route back from school until you go in opposite directions and sometimes see him there, but now he crosses the road to avoid you and you are getting super stressed about the whole situation and then, on the way back from school while he is avoiding you, you realise other people have bigger problems and this legitimately does not matter remotely and have a kind of mental breakdown about it and therefore decide that you should hate him silently to make yourself feel better about yourself and then realise you should probably use your moral compass but then you remember that your moral compass died years ago :3 [edit]And THEN your OTHER friend says that she was opening her locker and saw him and his friends talking about how he was like actually gay.... help me guys hes gay im so relived ...what do you mean this is not at all a real experience of mine...heh...wdym... [update]and THEN he comments meeanly on ur friends queer glasses and likes a GIRL sigh so hes both straight and homophobic [edit]and then he uses ur friends correct pRoNoUnS??? HELP i hayte heim now..... images from google and the amazing digital circus im fine, i wont lose my mind, i wont let ur dumb distractions cause my abstraction-