For context, Dolan Darkest got this emailed to him from a namesake account a little bit ago in his newest video. I am aware of this account's intentions and wish to bring this serious matter to everyone's attention as a warning: This person is out there. Somewhere. And they'll find you, too, and send you a crusty JPEG of a carbon filament light-bulb. If you see this account in your Inbox or Spam folder, pay no attention to it. Chances are, they just tried to send one to you, too. Stay safe, guys!
(This project is a parody and is not meant to be taken seriously.)
