꧁♰ ᴊᴀʏ’ꜱ ᴄʜᴀᴏꜱ ᴄʀᴇᴀꜱᴇ ♰ ꧂ [ ꜰɪʟᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ: error 404 ] ♰ ꜰʀᴇꜱʜᴍᴀɴ • 4/18 • 5'4" • ᴀꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴇɴᴀᴄᴇ ♰ ⋆ . ❅ . ⋆ ❝ ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ɢᴏᴀʟɪᴇ. ᴍʏ ᴊᴏʙ ɪꜱ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴏᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ❞ ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ♰ ᴡʜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ ♰ ↳ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟ: ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀɴ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴍɪꜱᴛɪᴄ ᴇxᴛʀᴏᴠᴇʀᴛ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇᴠᴇɴɢᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ɢɪᴀɴᴛ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ. ↳ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜʟᴛ: ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀᴛʜʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ɪᴄᴇʟᴀɴᴅ. ↳ ᴘᴜʀᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴏꜱ: ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴄʜᴀᴏᴛɪᴄ ɴᴇᴜᴛʀᴀʟ. ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ. ɪᴛ’ꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴜʀᴘʀɪꜱᴇ. ♰ ᴊᴀʏ'ꜱ ʜɪᴛ ʟɪꜱᴛ ♰ ↳ ʀᴀᴛ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ: ɪꜰ ʙᴇᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛʏ ɴᴏꜱᴇ. ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴛᴇᴘ ᴏɴ ᴀ ʟᴇɢᴏ. ↳ ꜱʟᴏᴡ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇʀꜱ: ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʟᴀᴛᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴛʀᴇᴇ. ↳ ꜱᴛᴇʀᴇᴏᴛʏᴘᴇ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇʀꜱ: "ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴀʏ ʜᴏᴄᴋᴇʏ? ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ—" ʙᴀᴍ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ ʜɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴜᴍᴇɴᴛ. ↳ ᴍᴏʀᴏɴꜱ: ɪ ᴀᴍ ꜱᴏ ᴇxᴛʀᴏᴠᴇʀᴛᴇᴅ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴏʀᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ. ♰ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ: ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴏᴡʟꜱ ♰ ↳ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴏᴡʟꜱ: ??? ᴍᴜᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴄᴀᴛ-ᴏᴡʟ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴇʏᴇʟɪᴅꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʟʏʀɪᴄꜱ ᴛᴏ ʟɪɴᴋɪɴ ᴘᴀʀᴋ. ↳ ꜰᴇᴇᴅɪɴɢ ꜱᴄʜᴇᴅᴜʟᴇ: ɪ ꜰᴇᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ʀᴀᴛ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ'ꜱ ᴏʟᴅ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ɴᴇᴛ. ♰ ɢᴏᴀʟɪᴇ ɢᴏꜱᴘᴇʟ ♰ ↳ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀꜱᴇ: ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀᴛʏ. ᴛʀᴇꜱᴘᴀꜱꜱᴇʀꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴘᴜꜱʜᴇᴅ, ꜱʜᴏᴠᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴏꜱꜱɪʙʟʏ ᴇxᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ. ↳ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: 3 ᴡɪɴꜱ, 0 ʟᴏꜱꜱᴇꜱ. ɪ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ꜰɪɢʜᴛꜱ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʜᴀᴘᴘɪʟʏ ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ♰ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴅᴜᴍᴘꜱᴛᴇʀ ꜰɪʀᴇ ♰ ↳ ᴡᴀʀʀɪᴏʀ ᴄᴀᴛꜱ: ᴊᴀʏꜰᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴀᴘɪꜱᴛ. ↳ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ: ᴋɪʟʟꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ɪ ᴅʀᴀᴡ ᴀʀᴛ. ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟʟɪᴄᴀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ɪ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. ↳ ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋꜱᴏɴ: ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴍɪɢᴏᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɢᴏᴛ ᴋɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴀᴍᴘ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀʀꜱᴏɴ (ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀɴ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛ, ɪ ꜱᴡᴇᴀʀ). ↳ ᴍʟᴘ: ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏɴʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʟɪᴠᴇꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀꜰʀᴇᴇ ꜰᴏʀᴇꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴀᴛꜱ ʀᴏᴄᴋꜱ. ↳ ʜᴜɴɢᴇʀ ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱ: ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴡɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀᴍᴇꜱ ʙʏ ᴀɴɴᴏʏɪɴɢ the ᴄᴀᴘɪᴛᴏʟ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɢᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ꜱᴛᴏᴘ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ. ♰ ᴄᴜʟᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴏᴄᴏʟ (ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ) ♰ ↳ ᴠᴇɴᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ: ɪ’ᴍ ᴀɴ ᴇxᴛʀᴏᴠᴇʀᴛ. ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀ. ᴘᴏᴜʀ ɪᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ’ʟʟ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴏᴛ ᴀ ʀɪᴏᴛ. ↳ ꜱᴘᴀᴍ & ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇꜱ: ꜰɪʟʟ ᴍʏ ɪɴʙᴏx ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ɪᴛ ᴇxᴘʟᴏᴅᴇꜱ. ɪ ᴛʜʀɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴜᴛᴛᴇʀ. ↳ ʙᴇ ɴɪᴄᴇ: ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ allowed ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴇɴᴀᴄᴇ. ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇ ᴏʀ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍʏ ᴄᴀᴏᴡʟꜱ. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ❝ ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴜɴʜɪɴɢᴇᴅ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ... ᴏᴘᴛɪᴍɪꜱᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ. ❞ ♰ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴜꜱ: ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ꜱʜᴀʀᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʜᴏᴄᴋᴇʏ ꜱᴛɪᴄᴋ. ♰
꧁♰ ʟᴀᴡꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀꜱᴇ ♰꧂ ↳ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀꜱᴇ: ᴀꜱ ᴀ ɢᴏᴀʟɪᴇ, ɪ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏʀɢᴀɴɪᴢᴇᴅ ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴜɴᴅᴀʀɪᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄʜᴀᴛ. ɴᴏ ᴄᴜʀꜱɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ ᴢᴇʀᴏ ꜱʟᴜʀꜱ. ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴏᴘʜᴏʙɪᴄ, ʀᴀᴄɪꜱᴛ, ᴏʀ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʀᴀꜱʜ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʙᴀɴɪꜱʜᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ. ᴘᴏꜱɪᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ: ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀɴ ᴏᴘᴛɪᴍɪꜱᴛɪᴄ ᴇxᴛʀᴏᴠᴇʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ɴᴇᴡ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ. ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʙʀɪɴɢ "ɢʟᴏᴏᴍʏ ɢᴜꜱ" ɴᴇɢᴀᴛɪᴠɪᴛʏ ᴏʀ ᴜɴɴᴇᴄᴇꜱꜱᴀʀʏ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇʀꜱᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱʜɪᴘ ᴇᴛɪǫᴜᴇᴛᴛᴇ: ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɴᴇᴡ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴀꜱᴋ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ ᴄʟᴀɪᴍɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴍʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ. ᴄᴏʟʟᴀʙᴏʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ: ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛꜱ ᴏʀ ᴅɪꜱᴄᴜꜱꜱ ᴀᴛꜱ (ᴀʀᴛ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇꜱ). ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜰʀᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴏʀ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ʜᴇʀᴇ. ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴᴅᴜᴄᴛ: ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴀᴠᴏɪᴅ ᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ꜱᴛᴇʀᴇᴏᴛʏᴘᴇꜱ ᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴅɪꜱʀᴜᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ. ɪ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇ ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴꜱ. ꧁♰ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴɴᴇʀ ᴄɪʀᴄʟᴇ ♰꧂ ↳ — ɪʀʟ ʙᴇꜱᴛɪᴇ. ↳ — ʙʙɢ. ↳ — ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴀʟᴇɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛɪᴠᴇ. ↳ — ʀᴇᴀᴅ ʜᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍɪᴄ >:D. ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ❝ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀꜱᴇ—ʟᴇᴛ'ꜱ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɢᴀᴍᴇ. ❞ ─── ⋆⋅❅⋅⋆ ───
