Chess I’m the best Oh I’m willing to prove it I know the way That you like to play The stuff you like to take And how to get out the way Cuz I start with a move And I’m ready to go Cool, you know how to block it And what does show? You’re knowledged, I’m studied, Your brick and I’m putty You’re running low on time Well isn’t that humourous Chess It’s the best Show of wits And purely mind Chess It’s the best Motherlovin’ waste of time There goes my queen I should’ve seen That move coming Oh, that’s checkmate Well lets start another game And I’ll prove it to you First things first get the right state of mind Can’t be fussy or rushy or I gotta go and unwind I lure you in to mate, irresistible bait You resisted my bait and took my queen THATS NOT MY FAULT I bet you don’t know the fancy en passant You know the en passant And took it on demande If I could find wholly indisputable uncheating way To make sure that I surely win all of these silly folly games Chess It’s the worst Show of nothing And no skill Chess It’s the best Way to show you hate me still There goes my queen I hate this game It’s just the worst Oh, that’s checkmate Well let’s just call it a day So goodbye forever
I made this one a little while ago, but only recorded it today. I'm pretty happy with it. I hate chess, I only play it because you're on it. (I'm kind of joking)
