Funnies over HH

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Soo- It's Alastor/HH related, so what happened is bc I recently watched Hazbin Hotel and now I'm simping for Alastor, so- I have a friend, Sonny, he simps for Alastor, so we're just bantering about simping for Al, and it's really funny, and using my friend Emma's phone, I text him, and I told him I'm gonna ask my mom to get me an Alastor plush for my birthday- and I told him I'll do the unthinkable and craziest stuff- Have yet to see his response because I had to give the phone back because we were heading to class, but- later when I see her again, I'll see his response and take a picture of stuff- ^^ XD XD XD OK! I HAVE MORE FUNNIES- SO! Emma has a oc named Eda who in her au is dating Alastor, BRO- because Sonny likes call himself Alastor- I was trying to 'kidnap' Emma because we needed to go to class (we have the same 6th, Me and Emma) and so- I said to Sonny "Let me grab your girlfriend" AND OMG XD XD XD I FLIPPING BROKE HIM! I GAVE HIM A MID-LIFE CRISIS- BRO ME AND EMMA STARTED DYING- HE WAS SO CONFUSED AND LIKE "WHAT!?" AND IT WAS SO FREAKING FUNNY BRO! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD Speaking of Eda though- me and Emma were talking and stuff, and we were talking about how our oc's d13d, and it was so funny, so how Lyra, my oc who is Alastor's sister in my au, she was looking for her brother then found him collapsed in the woods, she started crying and trying to wake him up, she had her hands around his waist trying to shake up awake, and then because in my au- with how Alastor d13d in canon with how he got mistaken for a deer and was sh0t- the hunter because in my au- there was a bounty for the two siblings and so- when the hunter saw that it was Alastor, he called the police to get the bounty money and Lyra was still trying to wake her brother up and when the police showed up, they sh0t Lyra and she collapsed, and the funny part is, her arms slid around Alastor and she basically d13d giving her brother a hug, and now to Eda, so from what Emma told me- Eda was trying to drag Al away from the hunters and stuff, and then at a point, she got k1!!3d by a wolf- and then me and Emma were joking around saying that- note, Emma told me Eda is a Latina, and so we were talking about stuff, and we were talking about since Lyra and Eda are both woman, so- that time of the month happens, and what's funny is that we were talking about how because Eda and Lyra would be fighting for Alastor's attention and we made the joke that if the two were on their "•" they would fight more and be stubborn, and we made the joke that Alastor would WANT to be taken by Vox, we said he'd be like on his knees in front of Vox while Lyra and Eda are cat-fighting behind him and would say "Vox please, I'm letting you take me! Please! I can't! Take me away from these two! Please!" XD XD XD XD And other stuff, so- in my au- during the Extermination, Lute tried to go after Lyra, and Lyra was like "NOPE!" and b34t the snot out of Lute, so in my au, Lute has a scar over her eye, and because Lyra wears high-heel boots, and since she's tall, she's 7 ft when she's in her regular sinner form, but in her demon form, she's 12 ft and acts like an angry Mexican woman with anger issues. and so- because of her boots, during the Extermination, whenever an angel tries to k!11 her, she one-sh0ts them by kicking them in the face!