Hit the green flag! P-Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergarteners- S-I wanna fight some kindergarteners. P-You see, that wasn't the full q- S-Those kids are getting S-L-A-P-P-E-D P-SANS! CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM! IT'S A MESS! S-THIS ISN'T A MESS! THIS IS ART! S-What do you call a ravioli that's been caught? P-I don't know, what do you call a ravioli that's just been caught? S-An impasta! S-Three of the hardest things for a person to say: I was wrong I need help And Wor-wor-worshi-worsh-worship SOMETHING! S-I've gone a whole month without celebrating anything! *Confetti* Damn it! S-THE OCEAN IS A SOUP! P-Elaborate S-Well, what do you normally need to make a soup? P-Well water, salt, and some kind of vegetable, and I personally like some meat in mine. *Realizes* P-THE OCEAN IS A SOUP! S-THE OCEAN IS A SOUP! S-YOUR TOO LATE PAPYRUS! I'M NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED! *Evil Sans laughter* *Crash* Oh my god OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HECK UH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! S-It's a beautiful day outside! C-We're indoors S-It's a beautiful day! C-It's snowing S-It's a day! C-It's 2:00 AM S-IT'S- P-SAAAANS! JERRY'S PICKING ON ME OVER THE INTERNET! *Distant explosion* P-THANK YOU! U-Damn! I can't find Papyrus anywhere in this crowd! S-I got this *Sans clears throat* S-Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Cause then it would be a foot! P-SAAAAAAAAAAAAANS! S-Found him. P-SAAAAAAAANS! SAAAAAAANS! GET THE SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE, SANS! THE SWEET AND SOUR! NOT BARBECUE! SAAAAAAAAANS! S-Hello? P-Hey, what's up? S-I need your help, can you come here? P-Uh, I can't. I'm buying clothes. S-Alright, well, hurry up and get over here P-I can't find them S-What do you mean you, "Can't find them?" P-I can't find them. There's only soup. S-What do you mean there's ONLY soup? P-It means, there's ONLY soup! S-Well then, get out of the soup aisle! P-Alright! You don't have to shout at me! *Footsteps* P-THERE'S MORE SOUP! S-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S "MORE SOUP?!" P-THERE'S JUST MORE SOUP! S-Go into the next aisle! P-THERE'S STILL SOUP! S-WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?! P-I'M AT SOUP! S-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR, "AT SOUP?!" P-I MEAN I'M AT SOUP! S-WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?! P-I'M AT THE SOUP STORE! S-WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?! LOL HOPE U ENJOYED! CUZ I DID!
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