Key: m-e = Middle-Earth, m-e-c = Middle-Earth character Green flag for music Middle-Earth questions #1 1) How many (Tolkien's) books have you read? A: LOTR, Hobbit, Silmarillion. (5 books) 2) What is your fav Middle-Earth character? A: My wife Tar-Míriel 3) Beleg or Turin? A: Beleg!! Turin is bad news,, 4) Have you ever seen a m-e-c in your dream? If you had, who was that? A: Once I had a dream where Legolas and I were chasing some girl who h@cked my spotify 5) Do you think Tauriel is a good adoption? A: Yeah, could've been better tho 6) Who is your favourite Vala? A: Varda <33 7) Radagast or Saruman? A: Radagast. I h8 Saruman 8) What do you think about the Rings of Power? A: Good tho they should release season 3 by now ): 9) Do you (trying to) speak elvish when you are alone XD? A: Hehehehe Yes. 10) Are you writing m-e fanfic? A: Yea I am. Got a problem with that?? 11) Dwarfs or hobbits? A: Hobbits!!! 12) Do you love Turin? A: NAHHHHH!!! 13) Who is your fav dwarf? A: Kili <3 14) What is your fav m-e race? A: Elves!!! 15) Do you want to be an elf? A: I already am... 16) Do you have m-e crush? Who is that? A: My wife Tar-Míriel (jk, jk, I'm demiromantic) 17) The Hobbit (book) or LotR (book)? A: LOTR!! 18) What is your fav m-e kingdom (place)? A: Rivendell!! <33 19) Hobbit dishes or elven dishes? A: Why not both?? 20) Do you want to be in Thorin's company? A: SURE!!! 21) Have you ever cried for a m-e-c? Who was that? A: umm..... No comment... 22) Arkenstone or Vilya (one of the elven rings? A: Vilya <333 23) What do you think of Arwen being put in the movie instead of Glorfindel? A: Well... not the end of the world but i like Glorfindel <333 24) Which one do you hate more, Denethor or Frodo? A:DENETHOR, WHAT DID FRODO EVER TO TO YALL??? 25) What race do your personality similar? A: Hobbit Middle-Earth questions #2 1) If you could ask Tolkien a question what would it be? A: Who the heck is Gil-Galad's dad?? 2) In Middle-earth, you took a walk by the sea and saw a luminous Silmaril in the sea. Would you try to take it? A: Nah bro... 3) Now, you are Bilbo and Thorin didn't want you to come with him. He said, "You're useless anyway, stay in Rivendell". Would you still try to go to the lonely mountain with the company? A: I would get revenge. 4) Quenya or Sindarin? Which one is more elegant? A: Quenya, obviously! 5) If you could show ONE of the LotR scenes to Tolkien, what scene you would show to him? A: Taking the hobbits to Isenguard >:3 6) Which citizen would you like to be, Rohan or Gondor? A: GONDOR 4EVA!! 7) Mini elvish quiz!! "Elen síla lúmenn’ omentielvo" is it quenya or sindarin? A: Quenya! (probs wrong) 8) You are lost in the forest and you are very tired. a DARK elf wanted to host you in his house. You can't stay in the woods at night because there are wargs. what would you do? A: I would go with the elf but bring a sword just in case.. 9) What race is Gollum? A: Hobbit 10) Thranduil or Elrond? A: Elrond!! <3 11) You are a princess (or prince) in m-e and you have many guards with you, do you still carry a weapon? A: Bold of you to assume I need a weapon... 12) To be a noble dwarf or a servant elf? A: Servant elf, I can be gay and do crimes without anyone noticing... 13) Valinor or m-e? A: Middle Earth!! (continued below)
(continued) 14) Do you know any orcish word(s)? A: Sharki - Old man 15) Lets do it more dramatic XD. You are a captured elf-lord. Someone rescued you and you became friend with him. Then you went to your kingdom back with him. But your fi@nce fell in love with your FRIEND! What would you do? A: Well, tell them both that they should keep in mind, there is nothing I do better than revenge 16) Which one do you want to ki!! most, Azog or Bolg? A: Why not both?? 17) Miruvor (elven-cocktail) or ent water? A: Miruvor. Just kidding. I'm under 18 so Ent Water. 18) Boromir or Faramir? A: Faramir!!!! 19) Who do you ship with Legolas? A: Gimli, obviously. The ONLY right answer 20) Isengard or Mordor, where do you want to live? A: Mordor, why not?? 21) What is the thing you fear the most in m-e (orcs, giant spiders etc)? A: My wife. She literally put me in prison. 22) Do you think vampires are suitable for m-e? A: Wasn't one of Sauron's forms a vampire?? 23) Elves captured you. are you happy now XD? A: No, but I will get my revenge... 24) Ecthelion or Glorfindel? A: Both. 25) Which one do you wonder most, Legolas' mother or Kili's mother? A: Legolas' mother. Middle-Earth questions #3 1) Create a group of four friends with m-e-c A: 1- Moi, ofc 2. Elrond 3. Annatar 4. Tar-Miriel <3 Woah Im destroying Middle Earth XD 2) While you were sitting and eating, Gollum came to you. You have little food. Would you still take pity on him and give him food? A: Yes- SIKE!! Nah bro. 3) Have you ever listened elbereth gilthoniel (elvish hymn)? A:Yes, it's beautiful <3 4) You are an advisor of an elven-king. ''SOMEONE'' throw a glass to your face. Do you try to take revenge yourself or tell the king(or something else)? A: Okay, so here's what I'd do. (it's long but worth it) So I get my revenge but telling the king ALL their darkest secrets, and while screaming "HEY THEY ALSO THREW A GLASS AT ME!!!" Does that sound like a great plan?? Or not?? 5) Can you write your name with tengwar alphabet? A: Great, now I'm gonna try. XD 6) Horse is a very important means of transportation for Middle Earth. Have you ever ridden a horse? A:NO! but I'd looooove to 7) Mini quiz!! what is the name of Pippin's son? A: Faramir, I guess Pippin really admired him. Wouldn't it be funny if Faramir named his son Peregrine? 8) Which race suits best to be a craftsman? elf or dwarf? A: Elf in one hand, dwarf in another 9) How is your m-e geography scholar? Can you find your way without a map? A: .......:T 10) Fav orc? (shagrat, gorbag, grishnakh etc....) A: I don’t have any 11) You are alone and you saw a wounded person lying on the grass. He has a beautiful face but you don’t know who is he?(He may be a dark elf or Sauron or someone else. May not be?) Will you help him? A: Yowch...toughie, but yes, I'd help him. 12) A dwarf promised you gold. Do you believe that he will give those golds? I mean do you trust dwarves? A: nope, if it ain't Thorin, Gimli, or Kili no trust 'em 13) Do you think all orcs are villian? Do you think you can lure an orc to the good side? A: No, they were made evil 14) If you lived in m-e who would fall in love with you?(plz don't say your crush and be realistic :) A: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT??!! :T 15) What do you think happened in fourth age? A: People live good, elves dimish and orcs die >:D 16) Dark lord made you a very good offer. Will you accept that? Does your conscience agree with this? A: No, look what happened to poor Celebimbor. 17) Do you think who was right in the battle of the five armies (before Gandalf came and warned them). Thorin or Thranduil? A: Thranduil, sorry Thorin 18) Be honest. If you were Isildur, would you destroy the ring? A: Yeah, after seeing in the Rings of Power how Sauron made the 9, I'd get rid of it. 19) What do you think is the most important feature that distinguishes dwarves and hobbits? A: Beards!!!! Plus, dwarves are more hard working 20) Ship Glorfindel with someone A: Please, i don't know what 'ship' means!!! 21) If you lived in Middle Earth, what job would you do?A: Smith. Swords smith, I mean, there was a lady smith in the Rings of Power.... 22) A lot of war happening in m-e. If you're wounded by an arrow, can you stand the pa!n? A: oh, i don't know....yeah? 23) You are alone and saw 3 orcs. will you attack them or flee? A: Attack! 24) Can you wear tiara? Is it unconfortable for you? A: Oh, no 25) What do you think is Tolkien's best quote? A: "You've been officially labeled to disturber of the peace"-Frodo "*Thorin smiling*"-XD He's my FAV (!extra question!) prepare yourself for a cringe question XD. Celeborn or Halbrand? A: Halbrand, I know him, but he's BAAAAAAD!!!! ___________________________________________________ (I found the meme in Google) I thought it was a good idea to answer all questions in one project :)
