once there was a cat. her name was hera. named after the greek goddess, hera was quite wealthy. the most wealthy cat in the world, in fact. once, she even climbed mount everest. “she was the most impressive cat ever to have lived,” quoted mike, a scientist who saw her on a hike. one day, hera became even WEALTHIER. she never even liked her wealth! it was just, she got a kind donation from a prince. but one day, Finally, she quit. “i’m sick of being perfect! i hate being Queen of everything, miss perfect-great! i want a life!” she said. everyone was shocked. they couldn’t believe what they heard! their beloved queen, what they thought they could trust! it was all lie. hera went on a quest for what she had always want to find: the golden tuna fish, meant to be the most delicious, biggest supply of tuna. but not for herself: it was also rumored to be magic. grant you the biggest wish… but only one wish per person, and it was gonna be a treacherous quest. but she already knew her wish. hera hated quitting the crown. she had loved it right until people started calling her names like “miss perfect” and “the best.” not in a mean way, though. she just… wanted a life. and it was hard always being the one people relied on. she always had to make really big decisions and they all pressured her about it and she was all overwhelmed and then when she gave her answer she started to regret it. she hated it. “ROAR!” oh no! a dragon! she was so caught up in her thoughts that she wasn’t paying any attention to what was ahead! “what to do… what to do…” she thought. she grabbed some churu out of her pocket and squirted it out. the dragon didn’t like churu and flew away.
