I'll go first! One time I was messing with my guy friend, trying to shut down his computer. He sat in between me and this other guy who was my friend before he tried to frame me for stealing something and I realized that he had never called me by my real name before ^_^ (he refers to me as woman but most of the time less scratch-friendly variants of that but those are stories for another time) Anyway, he sees my friend struggling to hold my arm away from his computer and says "it's just a woman, she shouldn't be that hard to hold down"
I just love people ^_^