This is a bit of an odd story :’) So me and Nick (let’s just call him Nick) we’re in pe class. We have a math teacher who is the definition of boring. Math is either an hour and a half or two hours. She also likes public humiliation in math. Shes a nice person, but when she teaches, she basically has a guillotine waiting for you. So, we were in pe. We were talking about her, and Nick made an impression of her :0 He went “Ah, let me get my glasses. Oh. YOU DIDNT DO YOUR MATH WORK!?!?! AHHHH!! (Bob is ded :( )” So, the idea for this animation came. Piece by piece, I created a very chaotic, and absurd animation, portraying what would happen if Jeff (pretty much our class) took Ms. Math (not her real name) to court with ness as judge. And the Mr. Saturn…a classmate, let’s call him…France (same guy from WW3) drew what he thought Mr. Saturn was, after I told him about Mr. Saturn from earthbound. Very nice :) Alright, voice actors- Jeff-ME!! Ness-My friend, let’s call her Annie Ms. Math-Friend, let’s call her Jayfeather, originally meant to be someone else Tony-ALSO ME!! Narrator-Also Annie :) originally meant to be someone else Loid-Friend, let’s call him Mr. Eraser Paula- @-k4ts3ye- Poo-Friend, let’s call him Bob Mr. Saturn-France Nick-Nick
Fun facts Original Script ZE SCRIPT Ness: So, Ms. Math, you have been brought here today because Jeff, has accused you of assault. Jeff: And I have evidence! Ness:Alright. Hand Mr. Saturn the evidence. Ness: *clicks play* Screen: Label “First piece of evidence” Ms Math:Tony, did you do your math work? Tony: Oh, uh, uhhhh- Ms Math: *takes the book, gets glasses* TONY YOU DIDNT DO YOUR MATH WORK!? (Tony is ded :( ) Jeff:AND I HAVE MORE!! Screen: Label *second piece of evidence* Loid hears the door bell ring right after getting home from school. He opens the door, and ms. Math asks, “have you done your math homework? “Im sorry but I just got home from school-“ (Loid is ded :( ) Jeff:AND I HAVE- Ness:CHILL, BRO. Screen: Label *Third piece of ecidence* Ms. Math:JEFF YOU FORGOT TO WRITE THE TWENTY THOUSANDTH STEP OF HOW YOU CALCULATED THE MASS OF THE SUN. *karate chops jeff* Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- Jeff:AND I HAVE- Ness:JUST STOP AT THIS POINT. Screen: label “fourth piece of evidence* Ms. Math: I am your guest pe teacher today. I will demonstrate push-ups. *falls* NOW DO TWO HUNDRED WHILE CALCULATING THE MASS OF THE NEPTUNIAN MOONS COMBINED. Paula:but uhm- Ms Math:Gets out a ruler. Paula: AHHHH Poo: Stop it. GER some help. Poo:AHHHH Jeff: See? Student assault. Ness:Whar do you have to say for yourself, ma math? Ms Marh:They didn’t do their mark work, so it’s valid. Ness:Jeff’s case is denied. Jeff: WHAT!? HOW!? Ness: Becuase teachers are gods and students are students. Jeff: WHAT- *sinkhole :) -First called “Jeff’s in court AHAHAHAOWJDBCJCFI” Then “JAHOAUGFSUDYgifuvitrfdkh“
