another mum made one with help of ai.....i left her alone for 2 minutes.... lyrics:(Intro) Uh—yeah—whatever— Don’t tell me to breathe, I’m literally breathing (Verse 1) Teacher said “focus,” I said “on what??” Got three tabs open and I still feel stuck, You talk “inner peace,” I talk “leave me alone,” My screen time high but my will to live low. Tried meditation, lasted like two, Got distracted thinkin’ ‘bout snacks and you— Wait—not you, like… whoever, it’s fine, I’m not emotional, you’re emotional, I’m fine. Mom said “clean up,” I said “in a minute,” That was three days ago, still fully committed, You say “growth mindset,” I say “nah,” I leveled up once and it gave me trauma. (Chorus) I ain’t no karma lama, stop tellin’ me chill, Got zero enlightenment, maxed out will, You say “let it go,” I say “why would I?” I hold grudges like it’s do or die. I ain’t no zen, I’m a walking “nah,” You found peace, I found drama, You chant “om,” I slam the door— Don’t talk to me, I’m busy being sore. (Verse 2) Got crystals? Cool. Mine’s just a rock, Found it outside, still hits like shock, You read star signs, I read texts on read, Overthink everything I’ve ever said. Best friend drama? Yeah that’s my arc, Cried at 2am then laughed in the dark, You say “forgive,” I say “I might,” But I’ll remember it forever just in case I’m right. Wi-Fi slow? I take it personal, Life feels like a bad commercial, Everybody fake, everybody weird, I’m just tryna survive till next school year. (Chorus) I ain’t no karma lama, don’t give advice, If it was that easy I’d be nice twice, You talk balance, I trip and fall, Then act like I don’t care at all. I ain’t no guru, I roll my eyes, Got big opinions and zero whys, You found meaning, I found memes— And somehow that’s my coping scheme. (Bridge) Maybe I’ll grow, maybe I won’t, Maybe I’ll try—actually I won’t, You say “breathe deep,” I say “k,” Then immediately scroll the pain away. (Final Chorus) I ain’t no karma lama, I’m just loud, Confused, dramatic, slightly proud, You reached peace, congrats, good for you— I lost mine over something from 2002. I ain’t no calm, I ain’t no wise, I’m just vibes and side-eyes, You found yourself, I lost my charger— And honestly that feels way larger. (Outro) Enlightenment? Hard pass. I got snacks.
