TRANSCRIPT: PRESIDENT CRUMP ADDRESS ON THE POLESTAR ACQUISITION LOCATION: THE OVAL OFFICE STATUS: CLASSIFIED / LEAKED "Thank you, thank you. We’re doing something very big today, maybe the biggest thing ever done in the history of real estate, and I know real estate. We’re talking about Polestar. Now, I’ve been dealing with their leaders—very nasty people, very egotistical. They walk around like they’re a Superpower. They have a massive ego, folks. They think they’re the center of the world just because they’re at the top of the map. It’s ridiculous. I looked at their numbers, and frankly, they’re a disaster. They’re failing, they’re losing money, and they have no spirit. None. They told me, 'Mr. President, we aren't for sale.' I said, 'Excuse me? Everything is for sale if the deal is right.' And their deal is terrible. They’re a distressed asset sitting on a goldmine of minerals and ice. We’re going to go in, we’re going to take it, and we’re going to make it Great. The "Arrogance Tax" Strategy Because they want to act so tough, because they have this 'ego' problem, I’m signing an Executive Order today. We are hitting Polestar with a 500% Patriot Tariff on every single thing they try to sell us. If they want to be 'independent,' they can pay for it. If they want to talk down to us, the price goes up another 50%. We’re going to tax their ego right out of existence. They’ll be begging us to buy them by next week. They’ll say, 'Please, Mr. Crump, take our glaciers! Take our rocks!' And I’ll say, 'Maybe. We’ll see.' The Vision for Polestar We’re going to build the most incredible things there. Great hotels. The best. We’re going to have 'Crump Polestar' etched into the ice, and you’ll be able to see it from space. It’s going to be beautiful. To the people of Polestar: Your leaders are losers. They’re bankrupting you with their pride. Join us, and you’ll finally be on the winning team. We’re going to win so much, you’re going to get tired of winning. But you’ll never get tired of Polestar under my management. Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the greatest nation on Earth!"
esi Me (Oval office side sprite is inside for meetings)
