im tired of how people try to get followers, so its time to get serious. ive trapped your family and closest friends inside a room. inside this room is a bomb. this bombs explosive power is the equivalent of 10 nuclear bombs. you reading or hearing this has now activated this bomb. the bomb will now explode in exactly 1 hour, unless you follow me, in which case the bomb will be disarmed and everyone inside the room will be instantly teleported back to where they originally were located before this situation occurred, with no recollection of this event. dont bother trying to bust them out of the room. the room is located in the one of the deepest parts of the sea floor. so deep that you will be crushed by the pressure of the water. and if you do somehow make it down there, the room is made out of reinforced titanium, and plenty of other strong materials capable of surviving these depths. notice how i said "one of the deepest", not 'the deepest. nice try, you really think i would just put it in the mariana trench? the room spawns in one of the top 20 deepest parts of the sea floor in the world. could be the mariana trench, could not be. on top of that, there are dangerous sea creatures surrounding the room, all of them trained to eliminate anything that could threaten the rooms security. if you somehow make it through all of that, then theres one last method of defense that will for sure stop you in your tracks. the bomb will automatically explode if the rooms security is compromised, making your long journey completely pointless. dont even try to pull the "oh i dont care, im an introvert" card, as saying/thinking this or anything with a similar meaning or intention will cause all of your prized possessions to be put in the room, along with your family/friends, which not only gives you a reason to follow me, but also allows your annoying cousins to touch all of your belongings because i mean, what else are they gonna do. dont even think about just following me, saving your family/friends and items, then unfollowing later. the room is wired to your follow status in real time, unfollowing at any point within 100 years of the original scenario will retrigger the whole event again. before you try to get clever and claim that were all technically related through some ancient ancestor, the bomb’s targeting system only includes the people you personally know as your family and your closest friends before this occurred, so you cant just say "oh you're one of my best friends" trying to get me inside this room too. now you may say "what counts as following?" trying to find any way out of your inevitable doom. well, ill tell you. you are considered "following" if any account: 1. is following the account (or was before if the account gets banned or deleted) 2. is made by you or given to you 3. is connected to you in any way (like via email) 4. has not been permanently banned or deleted for more than 24 hours at a time there are plenty of ways i have prevented you from getting around this, but i dont feel like stating them. its funnier for you to try something only for you to realize i have already planned out that exact scenario and acted accordingly to prevent that from happening. the decision is yours to make. choose wisely.
