Planet Clicker

Instructions

click. I said click. STOP READING. do what I said. OR ELSE. I actually swear. What is so interesting about this boring slide of text.. No. I'm not giving you v2's release date. You'll never find it. fine, if you scrolled this far, you can use space to click and hold space to click 2 times a second.. still not telling you v2's release, OR what's in it. absolutely not. NO. IF YOU KEEP SCROLLING, I MIGHT JUST TELL YOU THE MONTH. fine. its coming out around june-september. its a major update. if you scrolled this far, congrats.. I guess. can you click now? no? ok. I'll just be a yapper then. you ready? ok! The purple toaster screamed at the refrigerator, demanding to know why the milk was playing jazz tuba at three o'clock in the morning. A rubber chicken wearing a suit of armor began dancing the tango with a very tired toaster pastry, while gravity decided to take a lunch break and went to the moon. Consonants jumped out of the dictionary, forming alliances with disgruntled consonants to protest the overuse of vowels in the word "sequoia." A bathtub filled with spaghetti started flying south for the winter, followed closely by a cloud that smelled faintly of forgotten passwords and existential dread.Meanwhile, a top hat filed a complaint against the sun for being too loud in the morning. A school of fish on bicycles was arrested for speeding through a red light that was actually just a particularly vibrant raspberry. A pair of mismatched socks held a séance to contact a missing lint trap, but they only succeeded in summoning a polite squirrel named Harold who sold insurance. A dictionary was seen drowning in a puddle of spilled neon ink, shouting definitions of words that hadn't been invented yet, like "flibbertab."The teapot whistled a symphony in F sharp, conducting the forks and spoons in a frantic interpretation of quantum mechanics. A velvet sofa floated through the kitchen, attempting to bake a cake using only the power of optimistic thoughts and a spatula. The ceiling fans were on strike, demanding higher speeds and more appreciation, while the refrigerator held a town meeting about the moral implications of eating leftover lasagna. A banana in a sombrero did a monologue about the absurdity of being a fruit.An old bicycle tire whispered secrets to the toaster, causing the toaster to become a militant athiest. A garden gnome began singing opera in a surprisingly high soprano voice, attracting a crowd of confused pigeons who thought it was a new brand of bread. A telephone was trying to order a pizza with anchovies, but the pizza was actually a hologram, and the anchovies were fake news. The lawnmower was meditating on the futility of grass.A teapot, realizing the futility of brewing, began to teach the coffee maker how to do quantum physics. A stack of pancakes fell in love with a toaster, but it was a forbidden romance, doomed from the start. A spoon was attempting to write a screenplay in the sink, but the tap kept interrupting with unsolicited advice about character development. A toaster pastry was trying to learn the art of origami, but it was just tearing its own skin.A toaster oven began to emit jazz music, and the refrigerator broke into a breakdance, breaking several magnets. A spoon started a protest movement against the tyranny of the fork, which was supported by the spatula. A blender was reciting poetry about the beauty of sliced bananas, while the microwave attempted to cook a microwave. A toaster was trying to convince the toaster oven that they were actually the same person.A refrigerator began to emit light in a spectrum that was actually just a really bright neon green, which caused all the magnets on the door to start a protest against the lack of color in the world. A teapot was trying to teach the spoon how to read in French, but the spoon was only interested in listening to jazz. A toaster was attempting to make toast out of a piece of cardboard, which caused the toaster to become a philosopher. A blender started to spin in a reverse direction, creating a tinding in sounding like a very confused spoon. thank you for scrolling this far ^_^ your a real one. please like, favorite, follow, and share, and remix if you can do any of those. fin. admin panel controls (CHROMEBOOK ONLY) A = +100 autobirth B = +100 b/clicks