Now, at first, this idea may seem ridiculous, but, in fact, it is not. You may be saying things such as "Mothra doesn't exist", "She's 50ft tall", "She can barely stay alive for more than a few days". Fret not, humans, for those statements will be answered soon enough. But before I answer those, let me tell you the tale of how I met my one true love. "It was a dark and stormy night in Boston. I was wandering through the city, in the wake of Godzilla and King Ghidorah's battle. Shambling about in the ruins, I saw I a light. It was Mothra, the legendary insect one could only dream of seeing. Mere seconds later I watched in horror as I saw her disintegrated at the wings of the demon with three heads. Something Something Something."
Guys, this is an April Fools joke, I obviously don't want to marry a non-existent butterfly.
