Do what Simon says and turn up your volume. Why should you do what Simon says? Well, here's why. There was once a time where kingdoms had no rulers and everyone was above the law, doing whatever and never taking orders. But then a land called Big Western Area (BWA) started a war with a land called Smaller Western Area Than Big Western Area(SWAT-BWA). BWA hax the size advantage, but BWA had no rule and was very unorganized, each soldier taking their own path. But SWAT-BWA had a man called Simon. He was the ruler, making plans and getting all the soldiers together and on the same page. So while BWA ran around aimlessly, SWAT-BWA ran around aimFULLY, being slightly organized and serving a higher cause than people. Because Simon isn't a person he is a GOD of telling people what to do. And if you do what Simon says, you will WIN, just like SWAT-BWA. So do what Simon says, or the gods will be angry and they will probably boot you out of the country.
The higher power of Simon.
