Lazy harp seal has no job, Lazy harp seal has no money, see his earnings they are meager, he's lacking in business like human. "look at me, Ive got a fancy camera! the lens is big and it costs a lot, look at me in my nice yellow jacket! the color was a special order, it was hard to find," (epic but short drum solo) Lazy harp seal has no camera, not even simple point and shoot, foolishly he sits there smiling, even tho he has no jacket, see him there goofing around, he does not behave proactively, many girls, they seem to like him, "I find the situation frustrating!" Lazy harp seal has no job, Lazy harp seal has no money, Lazy harp seal has no camera, Lazy harp seal has no jacket. (the end)