Happy April Fool's Day! Like last year, have a fighting game of questionable design. ⮚Controls⮘ [Click and drag] cards onto you or your opponent to play them. You can play 1 card per turn. [Space] to advance exposition. [m] to toggle music. ⮚Player Cards⮘ Baguette Slap: Whack your opponent with a loaf of bread. Does damage equal to 3 + STR. Hits 80% of the time. Egg Chuck: Throw a volley of 6 eggs at your opponent. Each egg does 1 damage and has a 67% chance to hit. Rind Shield: Hide behind a watermelon rind to block the opponent's next attack. Lasts 1 turn. Blocks up to 3 damage from the opponent's next attack. Elixir o' Health: Drink(?) some strawberry jam to regain 4 health. Summon Taco Truck: Costs 4 MP. Summons a taco truck to run over your opponent. 10 damage. Crab o' Strength: Costs 4 MP. Increases your STR by 2 points for the next 2 turns. Magic Milk: Restores 2 MP and increases your DEF by 2 for the next turn. Jar o' Bees: Unleash a swarm of bees to attack everything in sight. 12 damage to your opponent and 3 to you. ⮚Opponent Cards⮘ Salsa Squirt: Shoots a blob of salsa at you for 6 damage. 80% chance to hit. Meat Yeet: Lobs a ball of ground beef at you for 8 damage. 50% chance to hit. Meal Heal: Eats some food. Regains 7 health. Hard Shell: Deploys another taco shell in order to block up to 3 damage from your next attack. Star Spray: Sprays a bunch of stars everywhere. They're pointy and hurt. 9 damage to you and 2 to the opponent. Cheese!: Drops a block of cheese on you from the sky for unknown reasons. 10 damage.
Made from my Card Deck v1.7 engine. Music is from Freesound by Sirkoto51 (https://freesound.org/people/Sirkoto51/sounds/443128/)
