summary: evil colonel sanders au i decided to make this because i was forced to play the kfc dating sim, the kfc romance movie, and read the kfc romance book for a school project. i concluded that colonel sanders was evil, so i made this fanfiction. THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE REAL COLONEL SANDERS, THIS IS ABOUT THE ROMANTISIZED VERSION OF HIM IN POP-CULTURE (TW, slight body horror, violence and d3ath, slight mentions of g0r3, and slight cannibalism) this takes place in a combined universe of the dating sim and the romance movie, and is set in the 2000's In the year 1890, on a farm in the suburbs of Kentucky, there was a little chicken egg. it seemed normal at first, it hatched like any old chicken egg. but the chick was anything but normal. it started to take after humans, it acted like them, learned their ways. before its human caretakers knew it, the chick could speak. it could work. it could cook. its human caretakers, while weirded out by it, did like this new addition to their house. It could start helping in the family restaurant business, its not child labor if its an animal right? but the chicken grew fast, it seemed every night it lost more feathers. its wings curled back into its body. its flesh mangled around. its legs got bigger, adopting human skin and feet. out of its sides two boney red arms crawled out like a parasite. its body pointed upwards in a human like formation, it face mangled and expanded, eventually turning vaguely human like the rest of its body. it was a monstrosity, which is why its caretakers tried to shoot it, and take it out of the world, but it lived. its flesh took in the bullets and threw them to the ground, the creature tore its caretakers apart, and ate their insides, and it started to develop a more human form. it did take the family business, how else to not arouse suspicion? it cooked its own kind, or at least, what it once was, it fed the chicken to people in the town. then the state. the country. the continent. and eventually the world. and no one noticed the disappearance of the regulars, the ones who came to the trap every day. because the creature needs to feed, the creature who adopted the name, Harland Sanders.
this is what happens when you watch to much kfc content, it makes you write fanfiction. this is what i did instead of homework i wonder if i'm the only person to have written kfc fanfiction.
