press space bar to go to next… RIP CAINE THE AI </33 Short story — Basically I fictionkin Caine from TADC, but also Jax. I was listening to “the one thats running the show” from eps 8 while unloading the dishwasher. I picked up a plastic Tupperware container and decided “hey, im gonna use this for a sec while I dance the can can” and had the idea to make his hat. It took me an hour to do the base and an hour to paint. “It's news to me that it's news to you To which degree who answers to who We could go on and on But in the end, who are we kidding? My divinity is past infinity Am I getting through? Seems our regime has plummeted south Don’t need to scream if you ain’t got a mouth Why bite the hand that feeds When it's the only hand you're getting? It's time you see that this great marquee Is the only place you're ever gonna be So strap on in and take it on the chin And don't forget who's running the show! Now look at this! Absolute bliss! Oh, what a shock! Watch where you walk! I'm the host, I run the place Caine, that is my name Not enthused? Just feeling used? Oh, what a goddamn shame! Congratulations, all of my friends Public relations are getting a cleanse Put on your Sunday best Because I'm nowhere close to quitting! So play the games and just ignore the pains 'Cause all that remains is how you prime your brains You whine to me, but you're too blind to see That I'm the one who's...RUNNING THE SHOOOOOOWOWWWWWWW!” “I do not use my adventures to TORTURE my guests! All pain I enflict is STRICTLY accidental!”
