Beating Minecraft according to me: -FIND VILLAGE -Commit B&E and steal someones house and belongings -Make 1000% sure there's no police on the server -Find kat -Find Feesh -Befriend kat -never go into cave -play with kat -raid other village houses alongside kat -name the kat my partner in crime, mat -mat and I go on a boat -once we make boat, send out SOS call -then rob the person who comes -then go to end portal -then realize "The dragon got beat!" and say I won the game -secretly turn on cheats and /gamemode @s creative -turn off cheats -build largest structure in the world -do the Kirby victory dance
