[FANFIC] I Fell In Love With A Venus Flytrap?! (no.2 will make your jaw drop)

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a/n: thank u for yhe modds that prooof red dis!!! Imperium and stuart are walking in ten capitol. imperium and stuart HATE each other. stuart is green and imperium is blue. the opposite sides of the colour weel known to mankind. and Barry Bee Benson, and according to all known laws of aviation they will NEVER meet eye to eye. stuart looks at imperium with his attractive sparkling green orbs and says with a very manly voice “I’d love to kiss one day.” while flexibg his very noodle arms. stuart has skipped BOTH leg day and arm day…tut tut oh no. imperium gasps imperium blushes like a cooked prawn because uncooked prawns are green and that means that he is disgusted but he is not.this is very important. Stuart rolls a nat 20. his charisma cannot be contained by ordinary man. or Pom. Who is already a SUPER powerful god. it is SAD! he laughs “HAHAHA you know we can’t be togethe, stuart I Have four wives and kids.” nut agrees and stuart whispers “well then let’s defy gravity and the fbi” and defys gravity. He floats and his neck extends like a giraffe that has food poisoning. with this power Stuart does the six seven and now suddenly everyone doesn’t like stuart because the six seven is BANNED in paneminem. y/n interrupts their wedding and says “but…but i love imperium!!!!” Stuart stares deeply into y/n heart and y/n is blown away by this impact to europe aka where the dogs live outside of panem, her fur shifts from a boring grey into a rainbow colour as she screams “IM NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS!!!!”as she is blow away to europe, her DAZZLING blonde wig up and away into the atmosphere which burns up and produces carbon dioxide imperium runs away from the capitol and y/n and commits tax fraud with stuart but DIES tragically because of this cringeness and stuart cries “nooo imperium u can’t die on me!!!! And the sun explodes because the power of everone’s sadness has made it explode while sundoo laughs maliciously on the moon because she and Stuart are sooooo MEAN!!! perium finds out about this and grabs stuart and yeets him into the sun sarin asks “what floavpr of gay are you.” imperium answers. “strawberry” THE END (the mods in fact have indeed read this beforehand im sorry for subjecting y’all to this torture) (also this is posted on 5 am UK time because I stayed up too late whoops going to sleep now gn everyone)