Press any key to start. INSTRUCTIONS::: EVERYTHING IS IMPORTNT Read these marked instructions for your first game, then read the rest later. Don't let the Copter/Mother touch you! You will lose 0.5 health. Don't be shot by the Copter/Mothers gun! You will lose 3 health! Click to shoot. Your aim thingy follows the mouse. Shoot the purple sides of the copter/Mother where the doors are! Then some agents will be killed (shown on list) Agent affection of game: 1+ Agent (chance 14/22): stuns the copter for a very short amount of time 1+ Watch person (chance 4/22): stuns the copter for a quick amount of time. 1+ Shooter (chance 3/22): stops the gun for a period of time (2 secs) 1+ Pilot (Chance 1/22): Very rare BUT you WILL deal direct damage to the copter! Every 6-13 seconds, there will be a green text saying FIGHT OPPORTUNITY. Then a green circle will show up on the copters rear blades for 20 seconds. Shoot the circle 3 times to blow up the rear blade! The copter will stun for 10 seconds. While the copter is stunned, shoot the sides as much as possible to deal a much more effective damage to the copter! Read this after your second game: Q: The mother is so dumb and wont let me deal damage! Huuu? A: Yes that is true. And you probably got rage baited. But don't worry, you are doing most of it right! You deal NO damage shooting the doors unless you get lucky, and no damage shooting the mother. When its fight opportunity shoot the green circle on the back. When it is not gfight opportunity, then shoot the sides to stun it and try to get close to the back. Q: The controls are so hard! A: Yes. That is true, especially the shooting and turning :) You can't shoot through the helicopter, you don't have a 36 caliber cannon. Good luck! Q: I died and never shoot the copter even once! Tips?? A: LOL Okay, try to get close to the tail when its not fight opportunity, stay away from the annoying edges, shoot the tail RAPIDLY in Fight opportunity, use the sides when not in Fight opportunity to move slow the mother to allow you to travel faster, but not recommended during fight opportunity. Q: YOU STUPID RAGE BAITER! ANSWER POLITELY IN THESE QUESTIONS! A: Oops, sorry. I'm gonna be nicer in my next projects (promise). Huh What are you doing down here. It's not like you are gonna get more instructions. Bro, are you even listening? YOU *BEEPING IDI- (oops gotta be nice) Bro get out! Wait I have to be nice. (politely) plwease stop, (politely) or else? Bra. okay I'll tell you what's down there. nothing... ...
(DISCLAIMER: This game is NOT against moms :r the actual game Squirrel W/ a Gun has 2 bosses, father and mother.)