Welcome. Enter to start and proceed with text. (press space and enter to skip intro) Arrow keys to move (Up and down also move you in water levels) Down arrow key to duck Z to jump and X to shoot -Story and other stuff- Cheddar has opened a portal linking to an alien dimension. The portal starts spewing out aliens into the beach, leaving Nobody and Beef, our heroes, to stop this outbreak. Nobody can jump and shoot, however cannot swim, and his friend Beef can swim in certain levels. Fight the Fishman, Smock, and Cheddar himself in 3 boss stages. Every level that is not a boss is action-based. Get as far as you can and eventually the level will end. You get a bonus based on how much time you have left. Breaking score thresholds will give you three extra lives for every threshold you break. This may sound generous... but watch your lives go down the drain, because this is a very challenging game.
whoever deserved credit ig... if you're a weak player... beware! VERY difficult if you don't know how to do anything!