Assalamualaikum fellow Muslims of Pakistan and those of you who are watching this on live stream. This is a speech by the Khalifah of Pakistan, Zulfiqar Aurangzeb. OK, so the new state of Pakistan has a few policies it would like to announce. Aurangzeb? "Yes, We have a few new policies. 1. Tax - OK, so we have divided our people into 10 groups for taxation. Group 1 will be the richest, and group 10 the poorest. Group 1: 52% income tax Group 2: 46% Group 3: 42% Group 4: 37% Group 5: 33% Group 6: 26% Group 7: 21% Group 8: 16% Group 9: 10% Group 10: 5% . With the rich paying higher taxes, we'll have a larger middle class and we'll get more money from taxes. 2. Military We request family to send one boy aged 13 + to join the military if possible. He will undergo 2-6 years of training before he joins the military. 3. Reproduction EVERYONE above 22 MUST be married if they are not, arrange the wedding now. And you have to be married by 22 or earlier. This will make our reproduction much faster. 4. Technology We will teach technology, coding, robotics, and AI in schools so that we can have future engineers 5. Laws Basically the same as Azad Pakistan because we both have similar ideologies. Pakistan announces that they will nationalise schools and hospitals. They change the school curriculum. Kindergarten: Playing in the woods, learning to read Arabic, English, and Urdu, learning to count till 100 in Arabic, English, and Urdu, learning history (prophet stories). Grade 1-3: Begin Memorising Quran (for Muslims, separate religious education classes for Christians, Jews, Hindus etc.), learning to read books and narrate in Arabic, English, and Urdu, learning arithmetic, learning sports, learning coding, electronics, learning history (5000 BC to 632 AD), learning science through nature study. Grade 4-7: Memorising Quran (other religious studies for non-Muslims), learning to write essays in Arabic, English, and Urdu, learning algebra, learning sports, learning history (632 AD to 1258 AD), learning science. Grade 8 & 9 (gender-segregated from this point onwards to reduce distraction and harassment): Memorising Quran and other religious studies for non-Muslims, perfecting essays in Arabic, English, and Urdu, learning geometry and trigonometry, learning sports, learning history (1258 AD to 1757 AD), learning science. Grade 10-12: Learning Fiqh, Shariah (other religious studies for non-Muslims), Practical Writing (students will be split into 3 groups. One group will run an English newspaper, one an Arabic newspaper, one an Urdu newspaper, and they must deliver it to every student before classes start), Business (Students are divided into 12 teams, and each team runs business), learning sports, learning politics (students are divided into 5 teams and each team runs a country), learning history (1757-present), learning calculus (optional), learning physics and chemistry (optional). They will also be taught hacking. Schools and hospitals will be free. They will be paid for by the taxes. 6. We make secret tunnels through all of french Pakistan and send spies into it. 7. We implement the Shariah in most affairs. 8. Goodbye.
Credits to @Mohibul17227 for the idea and bg
