Uh so i meant to release this yesterday as kinda a bit or whatever but i kinda cooked with this and also forgot to post it anyway sooooo... uh here you go! sorry im inactive school is a lot! _____________________________________________ It's time to wake, it's time to bake We'll burn a batch or two Hire an extra set of hands Enlist the grandmas too! Innovation rules the nation We'll bake our way up top Plant the fields and reap our yields It's getting hard to stop! We're making dough while making dough Powering up our pawns This crumbly, chewy currency Seems to extend beyond! We'll build our cookie empire And we'll hoard our cookie gold But though the oven's hot It seems our soul is going cold! We're digging deep, a corporate creep Production's running high Making such delicious bank Could make a grown man cry! We're not the first and not the last The religion's ancient stuff We're just a vessel of the god Who just can't get enough! We're making dough while making dough This thing invades our lives That soft and sweet confection Now seems to come alive! We've built our cookie empire And we've seen the pantheon Now we've got a beating cookie heart Our old one's dead and gone! The cookie curse is not a magic A spell we've learned to cast And now it's taking over us Otherworldly fast! Now we travel back in time Steal cookies from the past We thought we were in charge of luck But luck will never last! We're making dough while making dough Impossible to quit The sugar crash is coming fast It's no longer a bit! We've got a cookie empire And here we sit with the crown But little do we know it Our kingdom is crashing down! The elders are arising Our faithful servants from the start We let it all go to our head But now it comes apart! The wrinkly ones are coming Scare you from your feeding frenzy 'Cause while you got all power-hungry You made a powerful enemy! We're making dough while making dough When did we go insane? This once delicious d rug Now seems the source of all the pain! Now we're in a cookie empire Oh, who did this, what's their name? White chocolate macadamia, Seems you're the one to blame! It seems our coding's... got a bug. 'Cause something here went wrong. How did one dessert Gain so much power? Get so strong? Who were we before this? Just a simple suburbs child... But now the beast has been unleashed And now it's running wild! We were making dough while making dough Send our pleas to the gods Erase this world of all that's happened And keep our memory gone. 'Cause this is a cookie empire Though we do not want the throne That's how the cookie crumbles, Please take the crown, I'm going home. _____________________________________________ GO PLAY COOKIE CLICKER HAPPY LATE APRIL FOOLS HOORAY GOODBYE ENJOY!
