April 2405 After the rebels in Prussia, some people began to feel guilty. "Why would they do such violent things? Did we treat them unfairly? Why would my fellow people become monsters?" The truth is... we did everything right but one thing. We were not united enough!The people of the Commonwealth look at their neighbors to see what they believe in: France: Not-so-evil Fascists. (Not good) Russia (The Boss): "Tough" Fascists. (Not good) Dutch: Monarchy. (Okay) Romania: DEAD Alpine: ... Denmark: NO. Estonia: Okay? None of them are united enough. Yes, their people are united, but not the world not mankind! So we thought of something so cool and original, it reminds you of something Marcia made! Ulrasigmaism. It is where the nation is split into a bunch of states with so much independence! They have their own forms of democracy; they can even have their own currency, flag, language, laws, etc. It allows so many ethnic groups to be controlled under this uniting banner of freedom under one flag! Now we must share our gift with the rest of the world so everyone can be happy. :D You may be looking at the map and wondering why I’m so much bigger. Well, you see, the governments of the last two independent German nations are not good at being... well, governments! They just sit there and don't rebuild from the war, don't make themselves safe... NOTHING BUT SIT!So, we began to call out their governments and raise support with propaganda, calling them out on every situation and showing what they did poorly. (Also, you know how schools are really liberal and make you think liberal stuff? We try to do that, too.) After a bit of that, we peacefully marched our military to their capital and annexed them.We then began to fix all the problems in the nation. It is a lot easier for me than it was for them since I'm way richer. We are showing that the Commonwealth truly is better than their old leaders (they could elect them back if they wanted to). Looking at the Estonian borders? I just gave them a little land since the old borders were SO trash! Just Goth HRE-level border gore!As for Czechia? Well, they are in a perfect spot to be swallowed by the Alpine Federation! So, I will take action first. Our military presence quickly rushed into the nation, and since no one is playing as them, I can assume everyone is "emo" and doesn't want to fight, letting us occupy them with little to no resistance. One last thing. Dear Alpine let Hungary free or I WILL make sure their free time is running out before you know I will make you to give them their freedom.
Out of RP: Yes... this is a rip off of that one thing Marcia made... Why did I do this? Well, I was playing Smash Bros on my Switch and then Master Hand appeared, and I remembered what he did, and then a REALIZATION came to mind! Those hands are more socialist than a Communist could ever be! They're even starving people like the USSR! Well, if he's taking my thing, then I'll take something that used to be his thing! AHAHAHHAHAHA!
