I'm gonna go bananas, haha.. ... You know, bananas are slightly radioactive. They are high in potassium, containing a small bit of the isotope potassium-40. If you have too much of it, you could hurt yourself. ... Nah, just kidding. You would have to eat millions upon millions of bananas in a single sitting for it to be fatal by radiation. If you were actually trying to eat that many bananas, I have a feeling you would die way before the goal anyway. So obviously having ONE banana wouldn't hurt, right? Right? Of course not. If someone offers you one, you can take it safety, right? Sure, why not? After all, it's a special occasion. And while you're at it, why not have another one? It feels great eating bananas. Your "friends" might refuse, but if they value you, they'd join in. Soon you'll find yourself to be a frequent banana eater. It's not hurting you. The radioactivity is negligible. You can't stop, but why would you want to? They're so good for you. You can thank whoever gave you those first bananas. Now you're out buying them yourself! Who needs friends when you have bananas? You've probably been ruining everything with them anyway, so it doesn't matter now. ... Is this right? Can you do anything right? ... Who cares at this point? You have nobody else to please but yourself. What pleases you then? What keeps you going? What do you live for? Bananas. Bananas. Bananas.
Banana Man - Tally Hall
