Lyrics: kavern, you tried your best and you FAILED miserably. the lesson is, never try! these rockets will be outfitted with ZERO EXITS. your flight will last FOREVER, and your final destination is THE BLACK VOID OF DISTANT SPACE... but we also have free wifi. Hey everyone, guess what? I know you wanna buy my stocks! AHOY KAVERN I'VE OVERDOSED ON KETAMINE AND I'M GONNA DIE! *mr krabs laugh* Who needs sleep when you're running on equal parts NyQuil and *the original had a drug mention* Cole, for the last time, you do NOT have *word* and I have NO IDEA what that has to do with your ownership of many balls! Don't worry Cole, I never cared about your opinion anyway. NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [BIG SHOT] Cole, have you heard of this wonderful thing called Kromer? GRAND DAD! FLEENSTONES!? *groan* GUYS MY DAUGHTER IS INTO DOORS! Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!!! Yarr, Kavern! Me stomach has ruptured and me organs are dissolving! that's pirate blue for you According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees do not care what humans think is impossible. It's not about winning, Kavern... It's about the METS BABY GET A HOME RUN LOVE THE METS LETS GO ME- ive been itching to do this one Inside you there are two kidneys. I'm gonna take one. if you drink glue you can become a pro gamer I'm on the brink of insanity All your base are belong to us! If we were meant to fly, we would be born with propellers on our heads or jet engines on our backs. Genisis denisis what Nintendenisis. Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rubies. I'm sorry, Cole, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little... MMMMMM... richer! Your honor my client pleads oopsie woopsie. The video game known as Opposite Ends is great, but have you heard of the MMORPG FINAL FANTASY XIV ONLINE!?!?!? not typing this one out If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVER'S CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK. Kavern I don't think your understanding the seriousness of this situation. They put my opinion under the SOY WOJAK. THEY MADE. ME. THE SOY WOJAK. Jarvis. Give me a lobotomy. Now that I've added the milk to the cereal, tell me. Is that milk now a beverage, a broth, or a sauce? Answer carefully, Mr. Johnson, your wife's life depends on it. EVERYONE RUN! HE'S FORKLIFT CERTIFIED! i like cats Tiny school filled with tiny students with their tiny teachers whose tiny salaries reflect their size and also the value society puts on education. Welcome to Applebees. What'll it be? Apples or bees? CONGRATS! You get bees. That's rough, buddy. Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? the end
ones i missed: (everything after the last one) check please Clowns are scary? NONSENSE! Who put that silly idea in your head? Now lemme introduce you to Pennywise. Everyone loves Pennywise!