If you weren't born with it, you can buy a couple ornaments, just be sure to read the warning kids, cause pretty soon you'll be bored with it, you can always call up a professional, they stick pins in ya like a vegetable, kids forever kids forever, baby soft skin turns into leather, don't be dramatic it's only some plastic no one will love you if your unattractive! oh oh mrs. potato tell me, is it true that pain is beauty, does a new face come with a warranty, will a pretty face make it better? oh oh mr. potato head tell me, how did you afford her
surgery, do you swear you'll stay forever? even if her face don't stay together, (X2) if you want a little more confidence, potato's turn into french fries, yeah it's common sense, all you need is a little more condiments, and hundred, thousands, dollars, for some compliments, it's such a waste, when little girls grow into their mother's face, and little girls are learning how to cut and paste, they pucker up their lips until they suffocate, kids forever kids forever, baby soft skin turns into leather, don't be dramatic it's only some plastic, no one will love you if your unattractive! oh oh mrs. potato head, is it true that pain is beauty? does a new face come with a warranty? will a pretty face make it better? oh oh mr. potato head tell me, how did you afford her surgery? do you swear you'll say forever, even if her face don't stay together (X7) *Note: This may not be the correct lyrics,*