daily life in skyworld: chapter 1 ft. @maybe_ren (fanfic)

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chapter 1: chickfila pit: lalalaa dark pit: PIT! pit: oh, its you. the emo one’ dark pit: wanna get chickfila? the crispy bits on the nuggets slap pit: yk what sure dark pit: ok. im driving u (pulls out a car even tho dark pit is like 14) pit: erm!!! thats lady palutenas car!!! and also, thats like illegal, or smt!!! dark pit: erm actually i legally made it pit: i watched u steal it from her driveway dark pit: ok (goes to return it and comes back with his bike) this is my bike that i LEGALLY OWN pit: legally??? dark pit: yes bc i bought it. for proof heres the receipt bc i store receipts (shows the receipt) pit: im actually surprised that u didnt do something illegal for once!! thats amazing!!! dark pit: it is. anyways hop in we gonna go to chickfila. also i need to get money to buy a car pit: even if we had the money we can’t legally drive it and breaking the law is a really bad thing! i’m gonna tell lady palutena on you! dark pit: oh. well ill wait until 2028 pit: i cant wait until 2028 to eat chickfila! dark pit: then hop on the bike. if u dont wanna wait till i can legally get a drivers license and a car,then we have to ride on my bike pit: what if, we sell the 3 sacred treasures on ebay so we can bribe them to give us each a drivers license! dark pit: thats a good idea. wait, do u still have them? pit: …… dark pit: i assume thats a yes pit: i do have them! dark pit: yay!!1!1111!1 pit: lets just hope we dont need them to kill medusa or hades anytime soon. dark pit: yea, i hope. u did kill hades tho, so we should be safe for a while’ pit: eh dark pit: ok lets finally get the chickfila pit: i like popeyes dark pit: I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO CHICKFILA! pit: i changed my mind dark pit: ok, lets go pit: to popeyes or chickfila? dark pit: u choose pit: popeyes!!! dark pit: aight lets go pit: should i sell the three sacred treasures so we can afford popeyes box? i don’t know how to count money. i think it’s worth it! dark pit: i think i have enough money, lemme check pit: 10 is the biggest number i can count to so i should sell the three sacred treasures for 10 dollars! we will be rich! dark pit: THE 3 SACRED TREASURES ARE WORTH WAY MORE THAN $10! anyways we can check prices when we get there pit: really? i cant read dark pit: yea

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