Summary: Andarna let out a mournful whimper, shaking her empty popcorn bucket. "I'm out of the salty crunch-seeds! Being a teenager is hard enough without a snack crisis! Rumi looked at the golden dragon with a flat, judging stare. "Why is a dragon eating popcorn? You have claws and fire. Go hunt a cow or something." Queen Snowfall bristled, her frost-scales clacking. "She is an honorary Icewing! And she can eat WHATEVER SHE WANTS, you hunter person! SO THERE! I will get her more popcorn!" Katniss sat against a charred wall, sharpening an arrow with a look of pure fatigue. "I used to think being hunted for sport in a televised arena was the worst possible fate. I was wrong. This... this is worse. At least the Capitol didn't ship me with a Pokémon." "I think we should just start cutting!" Toga giggled, twirling a syringe. "Let's see if the spider bleeds pink glitter! It would be so pretty!" OR The fic where Angel Dust decides to be chaos incarnate and ship Charlie with anything or anybody with a pulse; Violet Sorrengail tries to convince Katniss Everdeen to join the riders quadrant; Tairn decides Toothless is a superior dragon and should join the Empyrean; Jinx and Jax become besties; A princess has a valid mental breakdown; Firestar of Thunderclan convinces Charlie Morningstar that she is in fact NOT cheese and actually a princess; Tanjiro Kamado and Izuku Midoriya fight a 10-paragraph comment-war against Tigerstar and Dabi over the ethics of shipping; Nezuko just wants to nap in a pillow fort; and The Author (yours truly) eventually has to stage an intervention before Charlie's sanity, and the Hotel's foundation, abstracts into pure cheddar. OR OR; The fic where the author wanted to write a 2 thousand-word story about Angel's shipping shenanigans they didn't plan to post, and it ended up being 20K+ words long, and the author might actually have lost more sanity than Charlie... I need a nap bro...
TW: V.I.O.LE.N.C.E, threats, mentions of death Fandoms (being mentioned is enough to be included): The Owl House, Hazbin Hotel (duh), The Amazing Digital Circus (TADC), Murder Drones, Arcane (League of Legends), Demon Slayer (Kimetsu no Yaiba), My Hero Academia (MHA), How to Train Your Dragon (HTTYD), Warrior Cats (Warriors), Wings of Fire (WoF), The Empyrean Series (Fourth Wing), The Hunger Games, Pokémon, Gravity Falls, Forsaken, K-pop demon hunters (KPDH), RWBY A/n: HOLY FLIPPING LAG. YOU DON'T WANT TO *KNOW* HOW LONG THIS TAKES TO SAVE? Timeline: The Owl House: end. Hazbin Hotel: End of season 2. (but Alastor is there for some reason) TADC: Episode 5. MD: end. Arcane: right before the end. Demon Slayer: After the fight with the demon spider family. MHA: After Toga and Ochako broke u- After the whole "What do you want to do with me, hero?" thing. HTTYD: End (WHICH IS AFTER THE HIDDEN WORLDS MOVIE, THAT NEW SERIES IS NOT A CONTINUATION AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, IT IS GARBAGE THAT SHOULD BE DELETED!) Warrior cats: right after the dark forest battle. Wings of Fire: after "The Last Hope". Fourth Wing: After "Onyx Storm". The Hunger Games: End. Pokémon: After the "Tree of Beginning" movie (or whatever it was called). Gravity Falls: No specific timeline, any point before Weirdmageddon and after the twins met Bill for the first time. Does Forsaken HAVE a timeline??? KPDH: End of movie 1. RWBY: Literally, I do NOT know Spoilers: ToH: None except for Luz and Amity's relationship. Hazbin Hotel: If you get spoiled, it's not my problem. TADC: None. MD: None. Arcane: None. Demon Slayer: None. MHA: None. HTTYD: None. WC: Min. Wings Of Fire: Ehhhh, not much. Fourth Wing: UHHHHHHH, yeah, go finish the books, bestie, MAJOR spoilers. The Hunger Games: not much. Pokémon: A little. Gravity Falls: None. Again: How do you spoil Forsaken??? KPDH: I'd say go watch it before you read, RWBY: None, I think? (SPOILER WARNING:) A/n: HOW are the dead people like Hawkfrost and Queen Scarlet talking? Bestie, it's my fanfiction, OK!? THEY JUST CAN!!! A/n: How is Violet talking to Firestar and such when she speaks navarrian and he speaks feline? Uh- MAGIC! Tairn and Andarna aren't breaking the rules of the empyrean because it dosen't exist in this realm! HAHAHAHAHAH I DIDN'T SLEEP AND I AM SO TIRED IT TOOK ME MULTIPLE NIGHTS TO WRITE THIS, AHHAHAHHAHAH!!!
