One Night in the Ocean

Instructions

"Ahoy,mateys,when you set sail into this game you should know that it contains some of those pesky loud noises,sudden effects,and jumpsp00ps! If that doesn't float your pirate boat,then ya'd probably be better off if ye sail into some other waters! Now,if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to singing a sea-shanty version of "Thick of It" by First Mate KSI. Bye-bye,landlubbers!" - Pirate Captain,Name Redacted ----------------------------------------------------------------------------Ah,the sea,so fascinating,so wonderful,so mysterious,teeming with aquatic life and habitats... No matter what we may think of it and despite how little of it we as a species have explored,the one thing that all Oceanographers can agree on is that the waters would be a lot cooler and way more epic if they had Five Night's at Freddy's adjacent-stuff lurking beneath their depths. Why would this make the oceans cooler,you ask? Would it not "krill" the vibe(haha that was definitely funny)? Well the simple answer is that it's scientifically proven that FNAF makes everything cooler,and that includes the deepest and bluest corners of the ocean. Now consume the saltwater slop that is this game. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DE SEA STORY(holy yap incoming): An ancient legend,almost as well-known as the tale of TheLegend27,tells of a legendary and respected pirate captain known as "Captain Crunch",who would spend each and every one of his days on his pirate ship with his pirate crew and his pirate bed and his pirated movies and his pirate credit card,sailing all of the 6 to 7 seas in the ocean,in the world,in the galaxy,in the universe,and in the cosmos,in search of a rare and very well-spoken of treasure,said to be called the "Mermaid Labubu". Many sailors told of the many powers that this sunken doll held;they said it could rise Atlantis out of the sea,that it could reveal the secrets of Bermuda Triangle to the world,and that it could make Logan Paul relevant again. However,one fateful stormy night while Captain Crunch sailed the waters in search of this mystical toy as he always did,he accidentally sailed into the very dangerous "Frank Ocean" ocean. When he sailed into there,his ship was almost immediately hit by the tentacles of a giant Gooper Blooper,and Captain Crunch and every single one of his pirate crewmates(haha among us) sunk to the bottom of the ocean,never to be seen again for nearly 21,000 years. Fast forward to modern times,and the remains of Captain Crunch's ship and the Mermaid Labubu he spent his last hours searching for have become extremely sought after,being priced at almost 41 Million dollars if found. You,a humble sea explorer by the formidable name of "The Player",decided you would try to find the sunken ship and the Mermaid Labubu because well you needed money(insert economy joke here). You were quickly and conveniently able to travel to where Captain Crunch's ship was rumored to be by navigating there in a submarine sandwich,using a treasure map to search for the Mermaid Labubu and a lifetime supply of Krabby Patties that were bought in definitely legal ways to keep yourself healthy. However,for whatever reason,it would turn out that the Sea Life down there was particularly sus,and they weren't very keen on you wanting to get your hands on the Mermaid Labubu and seeing Captain Crunch's ship. The Sea Creatures made it pretty clear that they were going to protect the Mermaid Labubu with their life,by forcing you into playing a FNAF-style game with them for some reason(how they know about FNAF is not important). No matter how fishy all of this seemed,and despite the fact that you had been underwater for nearly 6 to 7(yes I'm running out of number jokes) days now and you were going to run out of oxygen soon,you decided you needed to focus on survival and beating their Fnaf Game,because it seems like these Sea Animals are gonna force you to listen to Ocean ASMR Sounds on repeat until you sink to a watery grave if you fail! Will you live to escape and be richer than Mr Krabs,or get sent to Davy Jones Locker? It be up to ye,matey! Ocean man, take me by the hand Lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement At the oberman Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth To the childlike man Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land