Turt loads into the Scratch map first, just standing there like he spawned in early on purpose. Herring loads in right after him, but he appears upside‑down for a second before flipping the right way. Herring: “Bro… why did I spawn like a bat?” Turt just turns on his Sharingan like, “whatever, let’s go.” They walk up to each other and immediately start fighting. No countdown, no warning — just instant chaos. Herring swings first and misses so bad he almost punches the background. Turt dodges and taps him on the forehead. Herring: “Relax, I didn’t even calibrate my arms yet.” They go back and forth — both landing hits, both slipping, both looking like two characters fighting with lag. Herring actually gets a clean hit on Turt’s shoulder. Turt: “Okay, I see you. Still mid, though.” Herring tries to rush him again. Turt jumps, spins, and lands a clean jump kick that sends Herring sliding across the floor like someone turned off his friction settings. Herring lays there like a defeated Roblox ragdoll. Herring: “Yeah… that’s an L. I accept it.” Turt helps him up, and they walk off the stage like nothing happened. Cut to: Jaja Pohns Pizza Turt and Herring are sitting at a table, eating giant slices like they didn’t just fight for their lives. Herring: “This pizza hits harder than you did.” Turt: “You’re lucky I didn’t use both feet.” They’re chilling, eating, vibing… Then suddenly — a random girl jumps into the scene like she pressed the wrong green flag. She doesn’t say hi. She doesn’t ask anything. She just grabs BOTH slices off their plates and starts eating them. Random Girl: “Thanks, boys.” Turt and Herring freeze. Herring looks at his empty plate like it betrayed him. Herring: “Did… did she just steal our pizza?” Turt slowly stands up and SLAMS his hand on the table so hard the whole screen shakes like a Scratch project with too many clones. Everything freezes. Screen cuts to black: “PART 2 COMING…”
