[The scene starts with Earth seen gliding to the Sun] Sun: Hey, Earth! Uhh... you know you're about to exit the Goldilocks zone, right? Earth: *With a depressed and weary face* Yes. I don't care anymore! Sun: Umm... but wait! What about your earthlings? Earth: *continuing to glide at full speed* They don't care about me! Sun: But, you care about them! Come on! You're not thinking straight! Earth: (angrily) My Earthlings have been looking for a way to leave me for a long time now, okay? Nobody should be close to me! Nobody wants to, so I'll just do them a favour and speed up the process! Sun: Hey, come on, stop! I'll- if you get any closer, I'll- (cut off by the Earth) Earth: Shoot a solar flare? I don't care. [The scene changes to the Rotsar headquarters, where NasaDude and Houston are discussing about the Earth's upcoming fate] Houston: NasaDude, what's the status? NasaDude: Okay, so the Earth is moving away from the Goldilocks Zone at a steady pace. Houston: And what pace is that? NasaDude: Look at it this way; [the Goldilocks Zone is about 0.95 - 1.37 astronomical units] Houston: Let's pretend I don't know what that is. NasaDude: [An astronomical unit is the distance between the Earth and the Sun] Houston: Which is? NasaDude: [93 million miles] Houston: Okay, phew! So we have time. NasaDude: Uh, sir, we're currently heading towards the Sun at, uh... 1 million miles per hour- Houston: Just tell me how much time we have before we exit the Golilocks zone! NasaDude: Less than 5 hours. Houston: My God! [The scene changes to The Moon and Mercury] Moon: Earth? Earth!? Mercury: Come on, there's no sound in space. Moon: Yeah, and planets can't talk or move outside their orbits. We've been ignoring the laws of physics for a while now, okay!? *sighs* I'm sorry, I- Mercury: I know, you're worried. I'm just not used to...talking to moons. Moon: Oh, right, you don't- Mercury: Yeah, I'm moonless. This is literally the closest I've ever been to having a moon! Heh! Moon: Ugh, don't say it like that. Mercury: What? Moon: You don't have a moon. It's not like we're your property. Mercury: Hey, woah, I didn't mean it like that! Planets have moons, and moons have planets. It's a two way system in my eyes. The same way we have a Sun and the Sun has planets. Moon: If only everyone could see it that way... Mercury: I think the other planets just, don't think about it, because they're comfortable with the way things are. Moon: Well, look where that got them. Right now, there's an entire Moon Revolution building up and they wanna destroy the Earth to send a message, or something. Mercury: Wait, what!? Moon: Hold on, that's...I see the Earth! Earth! You're way off your orbit! Earth: I told you to leave, Moon! Go and orbit someone else! Moon: Wait, are you...are you heading towards the Sun!? Earth: Everyone will be happier, okay!? You, Venus, Mars, my Earthlings...everyone will be- Moon: That's not true! Listen, we- Earth: Just leave me alone! Moon: I told you he was unstable! Mercury: I'm sorry! [Sponsor section starts] Narrator: Hey! Have you heard about our good friend patreon? Narrator: Don't skip just yet! Just hear me out. Narrator: Our team has made a challenging decision, we want to post longer videos more often, we want content that you enjoy, not stuff the algorithm tells us you want, otherwise our channel would look something like this; Earth: I've sent all my humans into space and the first to colonize a planet wins a bazillion dollars! Narrator: Okay that's actually pretty cool... But you get the point, by supporting our patreon, you'll help us to make three long videos every month plus all the amazing awards we have for you. Unnamed Person: But narrator guy, I don't know what those rewards are! Narrator: Well how about early content? This video has been on patreon for some time now.
