[ A scrappy notebook, a newer addition, can be seen on one of the shelves closer to the entrance. it is striped blue and white, and has district one's product seal emblazoned in bold black letters on the lower part of the cover. the thin collection is comprised mainly of badly printed photos, sketches, and notes. the author is signed simply as "resercher A". either someone's wonk sense of humour, or complete incomprehension of scientific titles. ] --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wirde Blakc doegs || a stoedy of 'angulls' By "Resercher A" /District One Amenity Office/ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ on the interior of the cover, a handwritten note. ] Angulles are some really interesting ceretures if you get to know them welle enouph at forst glance they ar a disturrrbing mix of playeful and dark horrer but afeter studiing them Ive fuond they seeme to be somethi --- [undecipherable and scratched out content.] -- a bit more. This her is a printered copie of my reserch jurnal and as suche it includs my nots and observationes as I maked them in chronological order the firste entrie is frum the furst time I stumblde acros one ---------------- [ on the front of the first page is a full-color 4 by 6 inch photograph of an 'angel' in midair, roughly a foot off the ground. it is surrounded by notes regarding the angel's behavior. a caption reads the following. ] Thes 'angul' was the 1st I ever saw up cloes it acted frendlie doing a wirde dans jumpng and spinnng lik soe [ a circled observation reads, ] The black ooozzze that makkes uhp most of its bodie seemde to kipe [it cuts off.] ---------- [several pages are destroyed by water damage.] ---------- [ a photograph of the wall, taken from a rooftop in district one (identifiable by the greenhouse blocking most of the picture). it is surrounded by the following "paragraph".] somdayes I sem to finde the streinge felling of barley missing a seight of an angul but othres I fiel leik there nowere to bi fond [the rest of the paragraph is notable for being written with nearly perfect grammar, spelling, and punctuation, as well as notably superior handwriting.] The wall is really, honestly, the only thing between me and discovering more about the 'angels'. I believe that exploring the other side could yield a much higher ability to research them, and if I can survive, then maybe I can share the knowledge, however important or insignificant, with the rest of the districts. but that is a foolish notion for a foolish man, such as I am. [the moment of clarity in the writing passes, and the rest of the notebook is so badly written that it is indechipherable.] ------------------------ [ on page six, a halfbody sketch of an 'angel' takes up most of the page. it is uncannily well drawn in comparison to the handwriting around it. ] --------------------------------- [the final length of the notebook is eight pages. all others were destroyed by the incompetence of the author. the back cover has a signature, but it would take a genius to realize that, as it more so resembles a sketch of a donut. ]
for dementophobia. if you liked this, check it out! ( https://scratch.mit.edu/studios/36229463/ ) the author can't spell for the life of him, and has no concept of punctuation. how sad. partially inspired by greazeburger inc. the first publication of William Henry Harrison, who goes by "resercher A" as a cover name.