you need to run away from the evil guy. somewhat like deltarune by Toby fox. you even get a one second head start! can we really call this a boss fight? I didn't even get a mint on my pillow or anything.
press left to move left, press right to move right, press up to move up, press down to move down. run away from the evil guy for as long as you can. thanks to Toby fox for all the music. see how long you can last and comment your best time in the comments. my personal best time: 85.4 seconds. we don't need anyone else! we don't need [crt Tv's for 50 percent off!] We don't need any [man, women or child!!] we don't need mike! ...Mike... kid, don't believe anything you see on TV! The man's a criminal, I tell you! A criminal!