<<CANNIBALISM TW>> me and bob were friends for awhile, but then this. he straight up ate my stomach and the organ that makes me bleed once a month, like they literally yoinked my shift and ate it without chewing, and my skin too i am literally skinless. and also i talked about making a chatroom and it said pup would eat that too. i literally cannot make this up. this is absurd. oh and he removed my spine, too.
this is satire if you couldnt tell