"Indeed, my dear fellow, you have satisfactorily confirmed my previous assertion, one that I, alas, possess the debilitating predicament of being incapable of bursting into flames; a characteristic, I dare say, that parallels your own. While it would be utterly extraordinary were I endowed with such a faculty, I am, unhappily, restricted to a standard repertoire, somewhat reminiscent of that of the humble squid. Namely, the capacity to discharge a cloud of ink when threatened, the ability to propel myself with some rapidity through water, and, on rare occasions, to modify my hue with the intention of evading predators, although the duration of this phenomenon is, regrettably, curtailed due to moderate dietary inadequacies. Why, I must say that your ability to exhibit this purported action is truly nothing short of impressive, and I do commend you for your remarkable proficiency in this regard. Nonetheless, I am woefully bereft of the requisite attributes to simulate this supposed phenomenon."
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