WASD controls press X to watch Subway Surfer Family Shmorng ADHD slop Press Z to activate your Shmorngnifying Glass to enhance the Subway Surfer Family Shmorng ADHD slop watching experience (anyone who says the magnifying glass doesn't actually do anything is LYING) make sure the Gazoompler on your HUD (Heads Up Display) doesn't get sad! in the emergency that he DOES get sad, punch him in the face with your mouse and he will be happy again!
now you can finally experience what it's like to be a Shmorngus! (Don't ask me what a Shmorngus is, you know that I know that you know what it is already.) CREDITS BELOW Mr. Yuk for "You Don't Deserve To Be Happy" (Listen to it here: https://soundcloud.com/mr_yuk/you-dont-deserve-to-be-happy) Ray Noble & Al Bowlly for "I Shall Still Keep Smiling Along" (Listen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mALDzok-w5U) Griffpatch for most of the ray-casting code I used. (Watch the tutorials here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1c5TcdITVs&list=PLy4zsTUHwGJKolO9Ko_j6IStFIJnTYBul) The SCP Foundation for the SCP-106 Victim image. (origin of the image is unknown, but you can find it here: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-106) The Fox Broadcasting Company for the Family Guy audio clips, I'm not providing a link because you know what Family Guy is, if you don't you are INSANE. Inspired by iPad Baby. (Watch the iPad Baby trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAmDgRMuNGU)
