Mr.beans here is your script Try to speak like a clanker. A.L.B: Welcome to the Epsilon Endurance. Him: who the hey is that? I thought I was alo- oh. A.L.B: Hello, Him, Welcome to the Epsilon Endurance. Him: You have said that already. A.L.B: Time until Tol Apo: 12 hours, 23 minutes and 46 seconds. Him: It says it right there, you don’t have to tell me. A.L.B: Hello, Him. I am AUTOMATED LECTURE BOT Him: *under breath* more like Annoying Little B##ch. A.L.B: Speaking detected, Welcome to the Epsilon Endurance. Him: shut up and let me make a maneuver. I have been awake for 7 hours. A.L.B: Speaking detected, Welcome to the Epsilon Endurance. Him: I am going to throw you out of the airlock. Long pause A.L.B: Speaking detected, Welcome to the Epsilon Endurance. Scene 2 Him: Aight, Manuver time- A.L.B: *interrupting Him* Time until planned maneuver, 13 seconds. Him: SHUT UP! A.L.B: Speaking detected, Welcome to the Epsilon Endurance. Him: IT HAS BEEN OVER 1 YEAR SINCE I LEFT HILLAN LEAVE ME ALONE! A.L.B: Speaking detected, Welcome to the Epstein Endurance. Him: Excuse me? A.L.B: Tiii un tt Epstein. Please remain seated during the burn. (say the words in this line normally, I will make it sound glitchy during animation) Him: Are you good? Need some oil or something? A.L.B: ah. Him: I would rather thing it with a red-hot steel tube than listen to you. A.L.B: time until manuever, -12 seconds, engines fired automaticly. Him: sigh, thanks ALB A.L.B: you're welcome, Him. scene 3 A.L.B Forren atmosphere detected, extruding oxygen - argon mixture. Him: YOU'RE ON THE LANDER TOO!? CANCEL! A.L.B: Canceled Him: I want to sound funny! A.L.B: Extruding helium. Him: Ha!
