Would I be a good mum? I hope so... Sleepovers: 0-4 - Um, who are you gonna sleep over with at this age? 5-11 - I mean yeah, just close friends. 12-15 - Yeah, just tell me where you are and be safe. 16+ - Go on, but I need you to contact me. weekend bedtimes: 0-4 - 6:00, 6:30 at most. 5-7 - In bed by 7:30 8-10 - 8:30 latest. 11-13 - 9:00. 14-17 - 10:30 preferably, but 10:00 if you're planning to stay up later (I know how you think) 18+ - I can't really control your sleep schedule at your age but I would suggest by 11:00? Devices: 0-4 - Just no. 5-7 - Maybe a tablet or something but I need to know what you're doing. 8-14 - School computer (obviously), but you can have a personal account as long as you're sensible with it. 15+ - Mostly the same as before but you can probably have a phone.. Makeup: 0-9 - No chance. 10-13 - Still no. 14+ - If you want, but do go overboard and I don't want you to be obsessed over how you look. Grades: As and Bs - Well done! Cs - If you're having trouble I can try to help you study Fs - You're perfect to me - you're worth isn't based on your grades. Is there something in particular you're having trouble with or is there something else you need to talk about? Allowance: 0-8 - Only if you're good, but save it up for when you need it. 9-12 - Same as before but maybe a little bit more? 13-17 - I'll give you some money but be careful how you spend it. 18+ - If you need some support I can help you out but you should get a job at some point soon. Smoking: 0-17 - Absolutely not! Are you crazy? 18+ - Still no chance. Romantic relationships: 0-10 - Absolutely not! 11-15 - Still no. 16-18 - Ok but only someone you already knew and trust and don't take it too far. Rate me out of 10 in the comments...