about the remix thingy (optional. but fun to do): -Yes. he can offer you a person (He offers ANYTHING) -You can make your oc beating him up. -BONUS (Opitonal): Make him in YOUR Style! (slight and i mean SLIGHT horror warning. no need to report) THE ANIMATIONS DONE: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1312294481/
HI IM THE SALESMAN. I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT. I HAVE EVERYTHING ON ME. EXECPT DATING ADVICE. I'VE TRIED DATING [UNKNOWN FOR NOW] ONCE. WAS PRETTY GOOD TILL I 'ACIDENTLY' PUSHED HER DOWN 5 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS. SHE'S STILL ALIVE. BUT SHE HATES ME. I'VE TRIED GETTING BACK WITH HER. BUT SHE KEEPS SAYING THAT I 'BROKE HER BACK' SO IM A DIVORCED [Yes. The Salesman canonicity had a wife once] SALESMAN. NO. DON'T SAY IM LIKE SPAMTON. HIS DEALS ARE TRASH. BUT MY DEALS ARE SACIFATORY!!!! AND I HAVE LOW PRICES SUCH AS: 200$ FOR A SINGLE LEGO (cheap!) 17,000 DOLLARS FOR FORKS SHAPED LIKE SPOONS (very cheap) 20 BILLON DOLLARS FOR A SINGLE FRY (EXETREMLY CHEAP!) PLEASE TAKE MY DEALS IF I BANG ON YOUR DOOR!!! OR BREAK IT DOWN!!!.
