MY SON. Job: Shelly's intern and the paper shredder Bags to carry books (Hopefully not eaten) Large tie HE'S SO FLUFFY The whole situation where he became her intern is quite silly. She made him some sort of folded paper strips that , when wet, expand. So he can still eat paper and people won't get mad at him (she's an inventor). Squirm then ate the library's copy of the Declaration of Independence and a table cloth........ and Shelly decided to take him under her wing.